One liners, and funny statements to make your conversations more interesting: Insults (Post - 2)

Insults -Post 2

(The intention is more fun than insult)

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today.

Don't let your mind wander, it's far too small to be let out on its own.

If we killed everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder. It would be an apocalypse!

This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person.

When I look into your eyes, I see straight through to the back of your head.

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice.

Don't thank me for insulting you, it was a pleasure.

I used to think that you were a colossal pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.

I like you. People say I've got no taste, but I like you.

 

One liners, and funny statements to make your conversations more interesting: Insults (Post - 1)

 Insults -Post 1

(The intention is more fun than insult)

Believe me, when I insulted you, it was completely intentional.

I used to be pro-life until I met you.

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

Looking at you, I can already tell that 10% of the time, you're right every time.

When I look at you I feel...a million years of human evolution was such a waste.

Excuse Me, please don't interrupt me while I’m IGNORING YOU!

How is it that you’ve managed to live this long and not be demoted to a single cell organism?

You are not as bad as people say. you are much, much worse.

Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.

Talk is cheap, but that's OK, so are you.